wow the capital of mexico is called “mexico city” like it really doesn’t get any more creative than that
yeah omfg just like New York’s capital is New York City how original
New York’s capital is Albany
there is a fucking fly named after beyonce lets just let that one sink in
it’s because they both have golden asses
(Source: dear-santa)
helga just said that arnold makes her pussy quiver
(Source: forever90s)
hey, you’re a pizza
a pizza shit
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
